do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

imagineyouricon:

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

unimpressed2chainz:

male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need 

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.