officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels [x]

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thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

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withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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awwww-cute:

All ears

awwww-cute:

All ears

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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fannishflightsoffancy:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

*bashing my face into something*

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i am three years behind in my math homework

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

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thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

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hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed 

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ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!! 

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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Fei Fei Sun at Miu Miu Fall 2011

Fei Fei Sun at Miu Miu Fall 2011

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I googled world funniest joke and this was it

rameldrive:

avoxified:

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iM CRYING HELP

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