hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan
*bashing my face into something*
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed
ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!!
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread