"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I spend longer choosing music for runs than I do actually running
by about 100%
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE